K got coke dick during a threesome with two strippers. Say no to drugs.
Picking up third year law school girls is like MILF hunting for beginners
also, did you notice that when he quoted your email he used MLA format?
bubblegum was invented today. we're getting drunk. end of story.
What do you mean when you say no pre-party sex?
Were you paying girls to come up and grab my cock and tell me I look like bradley Cooper?
They evidently had to pull his penis out of me while we were passed out on the floor.
Oh wow. I almost tweeted #TweetFromTheBackOfACopCarTuesday but I didn't think it was that appropriate
Within the span of 10 minutes, I managed to make a slip 'n slide on his stomach, threatened to pee on him, kneed myself in the eye, and almost fell asleep on the toilet....in that order.
SEX BINGO!
Canadian or clown?
You got banned for life from a $30 a night motel. What are you doing with your life?
I just made mac at 3:10 am... My life is falling apart...
Life should not be this hard with a dick this big.
It finally happened. Some guy just tried to catfish me with my own dick pic. Of course I told him that it was the hottest dick I'd ever seen and that I would do anything for that particular dick.
I enjoy the company of your penis
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