If I go to jail what happens to my debt?
You dont have to pay it.
I'm going to jail.
Pls tell me she didnt actually sign a nutsack.
I think im pregnant
I think you have the wrong number
the teacher just ate a hash brownie and passed out on the bus best field trip 2010'
Youre on making sure I dont black out around fat chicks duty
Apparently you can legally be topless in Boulder, CO. Get on it.
The nurse who basically saved my life just came into the store. Didn't recognize her. Awwwwkward.
I take back all the times I've said life was unfair. I'm about to have two trained bartenders for a girlfriend and roommate
you know what would be perfect? if you flew in on a horse/cat holding taco bell and then you swooped me up and took me to disney world and it was magical
pretty sure 5 days for a bachelor party in Vegas is too long when even the stripper giving me a lapdance says "wow that's a long time!"
which one of you assholes put my new jeans down the garbage disposal?!
so i woke up at six am and his bathroom was flooded. i think i fucked shit up in my sleep.
You stuck your false lashes to your upper lip and then asked that ONE kid with facial hair if your "mustaches could touch" as an excuse to make out.
MY GUT IS TELLING ME YES AND SO IS MY VAGINA
Hhhaaa He said Peanutburter disinfect lol. Like peanut butter can disinfect stuff. None of those guys are safe
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