see you put your penis in her and it's like an ignition key to start the crazy
Just woke up and stopped at the WaWa in Virginia. Had major morning wood and didn't try to hide it when walking around. So many awkward stares.
so my doctor just swabbed my throat, and he looked up in suprise when i had no gag reflex. yea, he just judged me.
I'm sorry. Both for you two breaking up and because I just ate some of your cheez it's.
But besides the pee thing, he sounds like a nice guy.
Please know that I fully expect you to help me steal a bed if I have a bad breakup.
Think worst case scenario and then dress sluttier
I still think the kiddie pool full of jello option is worth exploring. Just sayin'.
sorry to break it to you, but he's definitely fucking that other girl now...
I wish I still at least had the bruises on my ass to remember him by.
Fuck these runners passing me on campus as I'm waking to dinner. With my huggie. With flavored vodka and rum. Aka yum
someone in the elevator just told me i looked like a struggle but i smell very pretty..
Just sent my mother the text "we need to get our vaginas looked at this thursday". Hows your day going?
So what happened? Or does sex + ramen pretty much cover it?
We ate sushi in a hospital bed, then fucked in a bathroom while I wore a gown. Pretty sure she's the one
WHAT THE FUCK DREAM ME
I'M GONNA PUNCH THAT BITCH THE FUCK DID SHE THINK SHE WAS DOIN
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