I want to buy you liquor! I want to kiss your face.
Yeah true. Damn vaginas. They're ruining the world.
I don't know if this beer pong partnership can last if you refuse to look me in the eye when we make sweet sweet clutch cup at the same time.
You didn't want to have sex last night because you said your grandpa just died and you didn't want him watching..
I woke up naked on the bathroom floor. the tile grout marks on my boobs hurt, i mananged to use a roll toilet paper as a pillow. never again. did we eat salad?
i screwed him while his gf was puking in the shower. 2011 is looking up already
So..he has a girlfriend BUT she rarely writes on her wall and is only in 5 of his 371 tagged photos and her default pic is her with some other dude. It cant be serious
Oh my god you need to get off of facebook.
So his roommate walked in on us, went upstairs to tell her bf she has found a new use for the rafters & they must try it.
Best day ever, my junk is bigger than Kate Uptons boyfriends. Yay for Fappening day!
He came all over her clothes we have to leave
Is there a single word to describe 'the last guy she slept with before meeting her husband'? Cause there should be.
I'll explain later but I just had to legally commit to abstinence for the next 4 months
Why did I wake up naked with a leg cramp and and extra $550 in my wallet?
I don't want to date him...I just want him to cheat on his girlfriend with me.
She stood up through my sunroof the entire drive home. screaming her ass off and singing free falling..
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