How is your vagina???
Double booked
With your butt?
Totes, candlesticks and all
Yay!!
not only are you not the girl i fell in love with, but from the looks of it, you ate her
he was like "finding out that arrested development was cancelled" bad
our school mascot just walked into class and threw condoms everywhere. welcome to college
I'm home with mono, wearing knee high socks, shorts, a stained old shirt, and a surgical mask. He comes over ANYWAY with soup, a gas mask, billions of DVDs, and eats me out. He's either stupid, whipped, or i'm just THAT good.
She looked at my cock with a kind of resigned disappointment.
Just played slippy cup. Flip cup plus slip n slide. What did you do with your fourth of july?
Texas State Troopers call you ma'am even when they arrest you for public nudity and after you've puked on their cruiser. Country boys raised right.
He initiated the conversation by sending me a picture of his penis at 4 am
I finally figured out how to tighten my bra straps and I feel like a god
GIIIIRL I AM STONED AF AND I HAVE A HOMEMADE POT PIE IN THE OVEN THIS PARTY IS LIT.
sexting just seems like too much work right now.
I'm pretty sure I naked in my first year of college more than I was as a baby.
I haven't listened to news as I've been having lesbian sex all night. Anything new?
I have dined. Now I want to get fucked.
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