I'm being pulled over???
For what!?!?!
??? I'm in a cab!!!!!
Mind blown. Apparently, it's PRErogative, not PERogative. I blame Bobby Brown.
WAKE UP. GET ME THE PILL. AND SAVE MY LIFE
he wanted to give me a nickname... my choices were superjugs,godzilla boobs or mouth of fury
at a party and just made O-H-I-O out of dicks and vajayjays...i hope someone took a pic i was too busy (; GO BUCKS!!!
alcohol turns me into mario batali of easy mac
You American Chicks are so confusing....1 day you are on my nuts next day you be trippin
Dude its not just American chicks...a small penis is the same in every language
eww mummy girl is here...
what the fuckk. i just want to hold her down, wax her eyebrows, and give her some morals.
I take your lack of response to mean that your hands are taped to 40 ounces of something.
Ong my arms are moving wo my consent
Oh yea... In other news I've decided to get an external hard drive and start getting music from all the guys I'm fucking... Do you think a terabyte would be enough storage space?
Went outside and he was playing rock paper scissors with a cop over a drunk in public ticket.
do you think your dog feels awkward being in the background of your nudes?
I feel like the dump I just dropped is the most successful thing I've done so far today.
My dad is clearly baked off his ass. He almost sat on moms cat in front of her, zoned out while staring at it and said he wondered what it was thinking about. Now he's dragging everything from the livingroom into the garage. Moms not happy.
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