gross. I think i'll just donate all my eggs. My children will be incredible, but they're not welcome in my womb
idk what id do withouhrh yoy btro
When I get home we should play "let's see how many Christmas movies we can watch before we start having sex."
How do you think the people in my class would react if I ripped all my clothes off and jumped on him right now?
You were captain morganning on the laundry hamper and when I walked in you slingshotted a thong at me and started peeing. This all came back to me when I picked up some jeans to wear and they smelled like piss.
I also think about what hot dudes penises are gonna look like when theyre 80 and it's not pretty
I ate you ate to the whole david gray album
She was trying to drink out of the beer bong and she thought it didn't work. Little did she know there was no beer in there. Then she got mad at us. Girls.
eating chex mix on the couch when he walks in naked and asks how he looks. are you shitting me.
I think I used my NERF gun during sexual roleplay. Need to re-evaluate my life choices.
My poor liver. I drank enough on NYE to sustain an alcohol addiction for the entirety of 2015.
You ripped my pants off and gave me the choice use it or lose it what was I suppose to do.
I gave up great shower sex to be here so don't say I never did anything for our friendship.
I’m ready to be reckless and make stupid decisions, and I need you to support me in that.
Our son just found our secret Sex Dungeon that is no longer hidden in our basement. He brought his Xbox and the TV down there he is currently sitting in the sex swing playing video games. What do I do?
Randomize
