I just saw the girl you left with - Chris Hansen's looking for you
And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
Just dunked an oreo in a white russian. Trying to think of a better experience in my life and failing.
So my teacher figured out I made a drinking game out of her lecture. Once my drink was gone she let us out. Happy St. Patricks day class. Your welcome
One of my preschool students told me today that it's not pollution that makes the water in lakes unclean. It's the hobos. I was absolutely speechless. And just so proud.
I love how our sober spotter means you only have to stay sober enough to type your pin in an ATM
it was like, one of those nights where you keep going back to the fridge because you just can't get full. except, with sex.
i'm pregaming while finishing a paper on cardio myocyte contractility in mice. i'm kicking finals week's ass right now
I legitimately forgot how to blow my nose just now. Sleep might be handy.
I told him he was, quote: "A big cuddly bear" and he needed to get into my bed or I would set his Golden Retriever free.
I just got carded by a ten year old.
Oh and apparently Friday night I came home and tried assembling the Christmas tree until my mom just told me to go to bed. Blackout.
I wish buying curtains was as easy as buying drugs. I already KNOW what I want and what the outcome will be: awesome.
You know it's time to do the dishes when you take shots of water out of a sake glass...
And you wonder why you're always one of the guys?
I feel like they've probably fucked. Like.. you don't just bring a bitch a Big Mac if you haven't fucked her.
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