She's perfect. Funny, gorgeous, 3 tats, been through a lot, bright. I'm in love.
Incredible sex, Maddow, more sex, spoon, sex again
Just checked, might have creepy crawlies. What does chlamydia feel like? Not near wireless to consult webMD.
is it wrong that i woudl like to tie u down to the baby changing station using the straps provided?
when your hometown is famous for abortion clinic bombings, hurricanes, and jude law's newest bastard, its probably time to move.
Oh and apparently TSA has to open your present from my family or the terrorists win
im sorry for trying to flush a roll of toilet paper down with my puke. probably not great for your toilet
dude, i turned on the light and asked if they were ok and they STILL didn't stop. Most determined sex EVER.
I tried to get you a girl. They want us to cook breakfast though
Lolll I'll be sleeping
I'm practically buying you a 1 way ticket to pound town.
And literally 4loko margaritas are callin my name. They're like "Hey girl come on over here I'll make you forget about grades and boys and it'll be a good idea to send everyone 55 snapchats of your cleavage" ok
Woke up to the UT campus police fishing my boxers out of the university pool, guess it was a good night.
He put his burrito in the bag with his dildo.
She wore her engagement ring the whole time we fucked. I hate her fiancee, so it was cool
I took a vibrator for a weekend with my parents instead of a boyfriend. I obviously have my life together.
so i may or may not have just had sex on the stage of the lecture hall....
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