I basing my decision on whether or not to date someone on whether I could imagine having sex with them sober
my roommate left her license, credit card, and cellphone on her desk. I feel like this is a trap.
Just think about it this way, every time you work Sunday, it's another $75 and that equals another hooker when we go to Amsterdam.
Ironically her ferret's toys look like her sex toys.....this is a whole new level of kinky for me
You wrote me a letter and I cannot make out anything you wrote except the last sentence which says "tell the wolf ill meet him at sunset and that I'm sorrry"
And then I interrupted the father of the groom, to ask if she was "ballet or pole" in the middle of his story about his niece, the dancer.
I'm assuming the reason my elbow is so sore has something to do with all the broken shot glasses eh?
Yep
if this uncomfortable exchange we're having is you trying to flirt with me i suggest you stop it before someone gets hurt
My 1st STD. I feel like there should be a cake for this.
Today is get drunk without showing anyone my penis day
During my first week as an adjunct prof, I played a fiercely fought game of squash with a law student and we wound up having hot, sweaty, angry sex right on the floor of the court. She is either the best or worst thing to happen to my academic career. Will let you know.
I can't come. It's so cold my uterine walls have frozen together like a cherry popsicle.
I JUST WANT TO HAVE AWKWARD SEXUAL EXPERIENCES WITH HIM.
we found her. shes in the bathtub full of raw pasta. i dont even know...
I just remembered something from last night. check your closet.
Randomize
