I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
People are handing out olympic condoms downtown, just put it on and it broke, this is how there trying to raise the population. Very sneaky canadian government, very sneaky
You pointed at his crotch then made a thrusting motion. I think it's safe to say every guy at my college loves you.
just because you are in college doesnt mean its okay to pregame easter mass.
It's not normal to lose a tooth eating a McDouble.
you covered his dog in toothpaste. safe to say hes not gonna call you.
He's covered in dirt and enchiladas. We're going drinking now.
I didn't want to have shaved for no reason, so I told him I'd blow him if he would just come over and appreciate the smoothness of my legs.
This is the drunkest I've ever been at a chili's
Sally, Your mom and my mom hooked up in college, we must uphold this tradition.
I told him I wish we were at my house cause then I could tell him to get out after we had sex.
I just want somebody who'll randomly bring me pizza and lovingly squeeze my butt. Is there a dating app for that, do you think?
I planned out my poor life choices for the weekend.
I KEEP THINKING INAPPROPRIATE SEXUAL THOUGHTS ABOUT YOU AND I AM SORRY.
She was drunk running in the middle of the street when a cop saw her,picked her up and dropped her off at her house. This really doesn't surprise me.
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