I'm pretty sure that he just gave me the ginger disease
giving a blow job on a jetski isn't as easy as it sounds.
i woke up naked with 27 half ripped $ bills in my bed from ripping them off the wall of the bar
she gave him a mild concussion from throwing him against the wall in an attempt to dance with him. gotta love monday nights at the sandbar.
i hooked up with a boy reading dear john, i have to get points for that somewhere
no he gets major points for having a girl hookup with him after reading dear john
Handcuffed. To. Steering. Wheel. Fuck.
during charades she pointed to herself and you guessed 'girl who wants to fuck me'
I'm pretty sure my lung is caught on my rib. And I can't feel the left side of my face. Best. Sex. Ever.
Basically, what i'm trying to say is, if you don't have something, excuse or gift, to satisfy my anger i am going to look you in the eye and piss on the floor.
We made out and he didn't grope me. I liked it. I felt like I was innocent again.
JEREMY RENNER GOT DIVORCED. I STILL HAVE A CHANCE.
Take off your clothes and see if he wants to have sex, that's a good way to find out
Her 4ft mother helped 5ft10 passed out me from the car to my girlfriend's bed at 1am...with whopper in hand
I know... It's stupid... It's like, I have sex with his brother and bestfriend ONE time....
Mimosas make me so tired. I just ordered a huge thing of pasta and gonna eat it in my underwear like a bad bitch
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