I used to have a blog that was basically all about ****** and all of his sexual misadventures
I mean it made tucker max look like a fucking alterboy
But unfortunatley his mom did a google search and found it
I don't know how to say this, but I think you're a fucking bitch and the sooner you die I'll be happier.
Sorry- wrong number! :)
sometimes you just have to pull up your panties, blow a kiss to the security camera and walk out of the alley like nothing happened.
He makes this seasoned whore feel like a novice. I've met the one.
We opted you as the sacrificial dick tonight. We need our patron cafe. Go make some moves.
Trying to figure out what I just puked. Demon weed is salad. No more drunk buffets.
So in the middle of making out, he decided to give me a breast exam. God I love dating a doctor. He saved me a $20 copay.
So, I'm about to take my pants off in the Walmart parking lot, when am old lady parks next to me. I'm all the way in the back next to the semis. What the hell?
The stripper told Tom to sort his life out
just passed the gas station where we took pregnancy tests. memories.
If you fold the laundry; booze and orgasms on me.
His wedding band got caught on my nipple ring and that's how I realized he was married
My weirdest encounter with a stranger though was when for some reason they just gave me a box of unopened socks. Needless to say, I never used them.
Did you just affectionately call me a scrotum?
we woke up when the front wall of the house caught fire.
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