All these guys look like the American Apparel version of Jesus...
went in for an STD check and they referred me to an alcohol and drug councilor. kick me when i'm down.
why is there a picture of someone wearing Tevas with socks taped on the wall?
his mom and i are swapping prescript pills..totally mother in law material.
RJ thinks I should put one of the muffins in my vagina. Good idea or bad idea?
It's almost like sex with her has gotten boring... like it's still good, but the creativity is lacking... it's times like these that i wish she still wanted me to gag her
my mom just asked if she should wash your furry handcuffs with the lights or darks
Remember that time I tried to pierce your nipples while high... it's like that, only with more blood... and less nipples
I wish my bank account would intervene on my life choices.. $200+ in alcohol in 2 weeks and a $40 McDonald's bill is a cry for help.
We stopped mid-sex and both shotgunned a beer then got back to it. Is this what love feels like?
Go forth my friend, but don't do any of that fruitful and multiplying shit.
I'm sorry. I slept with him again. On the plus side he's got better at it!
Did u guys seriously make a betting pool on when im going to get pregnant???
Yep, wanna bid?
If I didn't have booty calls, my apartment would never get clean
Get over here and bring your drill!!! The strippers next door need help installing a stripper pole by their pool
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