I just spent the night with a bunch of indian guys and i wasn't attracted to a single one. Yeah i've officially become an anti-indian indian.
dear life, i get it, drinking is not a contest
She got a tattoo in memory of her cat, my attratcion to her is no more.
stuck in the elevator with that hot guy from the 3rd flood. Worried he can smell my spray tan and desperation
For looking exactly like her, she tasted less like her sister than I would've thought
Oh dude, thanks for giving me that liquor last night, except replace 'giving' with 'violently forcing'.
i have two emotions: emotionless and blind with rage
Quote of the night award goes to my father "I like wearing my swim trunks around the house because they are cooler and more blousy for my balls". Yay dad
Dude if her licking my face hammered isn't love I don't really want to know what love is.
Thats Poetry
Yeah, but he has adorable dimples and dimples talk me into things.
You climbed out your own window and walked in the front door..
ok so i took my anxiety medication and i'm eating junior mints and i think my vagina will be ok
Just leave a note saying "riding dick see you in the mornig"
Thank you, my gorgeous heroine, for being such a total life-saver by giving me rides, forcing me to eat, providing porous absorbant surfaces to bleed on, and everything else you do <3
please god let this picture I just uploaded not have my vagina in it
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