jersey shore drinking game rules must be edited. almost died. how is it possible for a person to say guido that many times
Its trashy in the best of ways. Like a stripper working to pay for college.
Best morning ever. I saw a bum giving another bum a blowjob downtown.
she named each of the players on the last ten madden covers in order and then shotgunned 2 beers...if she doesnt have a penis im in love
He kept yelling "osteoporosis" and threw milk at her because she broke her arm.
Okay I woke up in my room, snuggie on, had a water bottle in my hand my tv was on Disney channel and my cigarettes are gone. And I deleted every text in my phone but one that said 'you are absolutely welcome'
No she had like 2 shots and started ironing her clothes and whispering random shit in my ear
I'm a lady, I can't pee on the ceiling. Even I don't have that power.
the lady next to me just sniffed my hair, smiled, and then fell asleep. I almost started crying from that kind of creepiness
don't cry, we can learn from her
He ripped off his shirt and tried to give me CPR. That damn bong.
Pierced my own nipple last night, and yes everyone did go absolutely nuts
Took three klonopin and turned all my jeans into jorts. I miss you
& I just realized there is no vomit smiley. There needs to be a vomit smiley
Yup, found the vomit in the side compartment. My bad.
You know that text I sent you last night at 2? That was 5 minutes before I ran face first into a wall of not okay
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