We turned everything surrounding BP and the oil leak into a "that's what she said" drinking game. We've been drunk for a month
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
I'm wearing boardshorts as underwear to work. This is bachelorhood
Its ok. I handled the situation with grace and class. lol jk i got shitfaced and fucked his roomate.
One of my coworkers just invited me to a wet t-shirt contest this weekend in honor of her son's 21st Birthday.
I just want you to know that we eye fucked the shit out of someone who just got drafted
Boobs speak an international language.
My black heart of coal cannot compete with your boiling crock pot of teddy bears, rainbows, 90s music, and the good candy you get from rich people on Halloween.
He's rescued me passed out naked on the playground next door and I've rescued him passed out naked in the middle of campus. That's why we're a great couple.
It's Breast Cancer Awareness Month!!!! What random hook up should check my tata's this year?!?!
Woke up this morning with fake blood all over my bed which is a positive considering last year it was all real blood
I got the beer and the first aid kit. You get the tequila and burn cream. We should be set for the camping trip.
Medicine hack, old crowe and ramen flavor packets isnt a cure for the cold.
a girl walked up to me and asked if you were my brother. she shook her head and said 'im so sorry' when i said yes. what did you fucking do????????
I don't know if it was the movie or the drugs but after i watched it i wore the same spongebob shirt to school for two weeks and stopped showering
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