Pish posh, there's never a bad time to eat food off my body.
I never doubt that you might be drinking at any moment.
Whatever. They have the same name, so it's not even cheating. It's brand loyalty.
I've had enough of this chick, she wanted to cuddle after giving me a handjob. I feel like I'm in junior high
The Wii Fit is already telling me I'm an alcoholic.
he matches the description of mystery hookup #2, 4, and 7
There's a certain level of slut that i can handle.... I think she just broke that scale
I am never taking advice from you again. The high heels in the shower were a bad idea. I orgasmed and almost drowned.
Thats not how it works. You get the Rachel, and then Rachel kicks you out. Don't linger or try to cuddle, its just pathetic and makes me look down on you and your penis
Shes 18 and still has a curfew. it was great. didnt have to worry about her still being here in the morning.
Like your dick isn't Beyoncé, it doesn't get close ups
His exact words: "I don't have anything you can't treat with antibiotics."
My moral compass kept pointing to his penis.
Oh btw, ur tongue should count as a second cock it's that good
After we finish having sex, he smokes an honest to God pipe. It's like fucking a big, sexy Sherlock Holmes...
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