No, computers are like whores. moody bitches that cost too much and no matter how much protection you have you can still get a virus
i'm so bored i'm watching porn for fun. not even jacking off or anything. just watching.
he looks like a really good dad on facebook
is 69 when you're sideways or up & down? I was on my back & confused.
I may or may not have puked in my RA's suggestion box.
Either seal the deal or get out of the room, I don't want to hide in this closet anymore
is facebook stalking your hot therapist socially acceptable?
Just saw a 300lb woman fall down. Shes screaming like a beached manatee. Her 120lb boyfriend is trying to push her up. It's like watching an infant try to bench
He got completely naked and is now just standee there next to my bed poking at my hamster. Why can't I get sex the normal way.
Night is still young. Puking guts out part of it just began
I am too drunk to be out in this weather around all these animals.
stop fucking thinking about him when there is A MILLION OTHER PENISES TO RIDE IN THE WORLD
It's election day and I was just tied up with an American flag scarf
He left me alone in a hotel room my last night in town to go home to jerk off and watch TV. So yeah, I guess we're not really friends.
So chicken strips and confidence do not you make you sober.
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