So I think we're almost at the age where we should start calling boys men. Now what age do they start living up to the new title?
Most never. Some around 65.
singing on the bus should be illegal
huh?
There's a group of like 8 white people in the back of the bus harmonizing to sugar we're going down
well most of my day revolves around power hour
i woke up to find out i shared my bed with a full, open can of natty light last night and didnt spill it. then i drank it for breakfast.
He just pushed one of his testicles up into his stomach and called himself lance armstrong. I can't make this shit up.
Blood. All over. Pre coke adventure needs to slow down unless I'm involved
Today is leap day..... If that's not an excuse to blackout all day I don't know what is
They're showing aladdin at the bar my birthday is complete
He puked in the voicemail. That's a true friend right there.
Dude just bought the table 3 bottles of champaign and broke one on the floor as his "signature" and he makes me want this recession hit harder
I can't help but look at my sex life and acknowledge that this is not normal behavior.
a guy just walked through our campsite, crouched down by the truck, screamed "ACID ONLY LASTS FOR 8 HOURS RIGHT?!", then ran off into the bushes
I'd marry him just to keep his penis in the country
she was concerned about my dick piercings.
how the FUCK did i spend 25 dollars at 50 cent beer night?
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