Hey, go out with us like you promised. You're younger than us and should be able to handle your coke problem with grace.
Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
I'm towing my little brother down the road on a sixty year old tractor, we're taking up the whole highway, and no one cares. I love South Dakota.
Hahaha you puked all over his shirt.
You puked in the planter and everyone saw your snatch.
Well someones bitter they didn't get any.
If I started a story with "That three-year-old totally deserved it," would you listen?
It's like his dick is pushing through his pants and driving him over here.
My neighbor asked me to tell you to stop changing in front of their house. Do I even want to know?
he is allergic to cats. we can only glue dog hair on him. otherwise he might die and i dont want to be responsible for that.
ahaha ok
let's call it "werewolfing"
I concluded last night that you have no tear ducts, heart, or sense of any feeling.
Just spread butter on my bathrobe. This has been an ace morning.
I'm by the tree and the Dora the explorer balloon .. Look for the Dora the explorer balloon
There is resin on and IN the refrigerator. Its even on the food. My god, what happens to you?
Come on in. I'm butt naked, in the kitchen, eating ice pops
Abby there's no shame in reading porn. It takes more work than watching I suppose
The career specialist read an Onion article to us. Please send help.
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