Does it really count as two different guys if they're brothers? I like to think of it as one and a half.
Dude, she literally stopped, mid fuck said "I want soup" got off my dick and make top ramen.
and i'm pretty sure he drank the lava lamp
My teacher just let our class out 30 minutes early, its a 50 minute class. He said the only thing we had to do was get fucked up tonight and have stories about it on Monday.
They were so big her bra clasped in the front. Didn't even know those existed.
Walking in on a gay threesome, with a girl in the corner watching and taking vid is a reason to not only knock, but to never go to Savannah.
I woke up at 4am on the floor covered in olive oil and fire extinguisher powder but all I wanted to know was where the rest of my booze was at.
They are stoned and trying to learn sign language together. It's like watching a chimp waving at itself in a mirror.
So im waiting for someone at grand central and i look up AND THE ENTIRE BALCONY IS FILLED WITH BOY SCOUTS I AM TERRIFIED
Sent nudes to my best friend's boyfriend and mom last night. So I'm coping with that on top of my hangover this morning
A guy just grabbed my balls before he shook my hand because he thought he knew me.
It made me want to take you home, put you in footie pajamas and feed you spaghettios
I just took a plan B pill with my preworkout. That's the level I'm on today.
And thanks for putting me in that safety position on the bathroom floor while I was spooning the toilet
DID YOU OR DID YOU NOT, PEE IN MY FUCKING TRASHCAN?!
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