Hi Jason, it's Liz. We dont need you to pick us up anymore. I dont care if you will be here in a milisecond. And you should know im wearing really amazing shoes.
small problem..I have a major exam in the morning so I might have to go to the library after the party
so no drinking for you?
don't be silly
On ecstasy, in Ikea. this is incredible.
I just want to go some place where I can have a nice night. Grind on men who speak no English, make out with a girl, and not feel judged.
I heard from anne today. She has a broken collarbone and is knocked up. Apparently florida is awesome
We made a trail of cheez balls so we knew how to get back to te apartment.
I don't know what kind of soup they made, but it smells like condoms.
Honestly, I've had enough of his asshole to last me the new year.
Please tell me you're talking about his personality.
I sat on the ground outside wawa chain smoking and telling two strangers about my sex life. I also accepted Rick James Bitch and Celine Dion as their names.
MANGO MOTHERFUCKING GODDAMN MARGARITA DELICIOUSNESS
Are you sure you didn't shit in my back yard?
There's a bachlorette party going on at the bowling alley, so we'll see who wins greatest shitshow tonight.
He said he wanted to sit next to the fountain so he could "watch the water hit the other water".
He was the highest I've ever seen. Almost had him convinced there are only three colors in the rainbow...
what did we do after we left your crib?
you layed down in some rocks for about an hour, you stole some pumpkins, you passed out and started shaking, we got t-bell, we took you back to the dorm.
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