I just rolled a spliff on a dora the explorer tv tray. Preschool education meet afterschool special.
She looked like her face caught fire, and someone put it out with a screwdriver.
Sometimes I kiss girls just to make them shut up.
Weddings at vineyards should never be allowed to happen. I'm pretty sure I drank every bottle they produced in 2008.
No idea. I woke up in the middle of the night to you drooling and gnawing on my arm. Then you rolled over, punched the air 4 times, then proceeded to talk about your hair in your sleep.
And for some reason I just want to have sex with EVERYTHING
If you really loved me, you'd support my weed habit.
As the person who squeezed you out of my vagina, the answer is no.
I swear to god if I see a single piece of genitalia I'm driving back to LI and smacking you back to the Italian Renaissance
It looks like a baby bear tried to chew off my nipples.
Also, I just opened Google to find the lyrics to California Gurls. Karaoke night did us dirty.
He thought I was gay. I had to explain I just really like wearing flannel.
My vape juice got mixed up with the astroglide.
Wow..I bet that tasted bad.
Not tasted.
She was topless, yelling this is Sparta, threatening to push her dad into the sewer. I am pretty sure she won't be at school.
Keep two things coming: nudes and puppy pictures
i am not an asshole. i paid for her to take a cab home.
dude, we were in ann arbor. she's from cincinnati. ten bucks didn't even get her back on I-94. i maintain my position. you are indeed an asshole.
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