forecast for tonight- shitshow with a chance of tbell
my version of bright and sunny.
Are you with Adam and his vodka?
Yeswdsssss I masde his pickle gi away ans he go anbnoued
my entire walk over here no one looked in my eyes. Period Boobs are BAACKKK.
the girl i fucked last night woke up this morning, disoriented and looked at me, and said "oh, you're hot." and went back to sleep.
mom just told me i had to find a fake by next wednesday.
Sometimes I think that I have too much self esteem
Then I realize that I'm just really fucking pretty.
What should I wear?
Uhhhhh...idk? it's a gay bar
I found something that says "i'm here to party, but not fuck guys."
I have had more skin than food in my mouth the last three days
Cat. Why do you sit on things I need to use.
Because it is cat.
I think it's time for a new pick up line. So far my " hey you want to go back to my place, order a pizza and fuck?" Has set me at an all time low downtown 0/4
the best part of christmas was when my mom opened the handcuffs that were supposed to be for jen. Surprisingly, not the most awkward situation of the day.
I didn't know what to say so I just sent him a chicken emoji
I got inside last night via doggy door
It bothers me when I see my old fuck buddies starting families on Facebook.
Somehow, you looked so classy chugging that bottle of wine last night.
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