how was the sex?
he smelled like pickles and burnt hair.
well, there's that.
i'm out of smokes so i just had an after sex popsicle. this might become an addiction.
I thought she was mad at me, but then we did a pose off and I realized we're friends for life
Margaritas ran out of lime juice. Substituted Jaeger. Jaegerita not good.
new years resolution: more sex, less car punching, more chipotle.
You could give me a blowjob later? :)
I meant do something romantic..
Blowjob In the moonlight?
Dude I reek of $2.50 pitchers, $1 off/pack marlboro cigs, and fear.
Fear?
FEAR.
They said you bought the guy a shot and was talking about being Greek and then all of the sudden just puked all in their pitcher of beer and got kicked out of the bar.
Fool me once shame on you. Fool me twice and I'm the idiot missing half an eyebrow again.
Ooo, yeah! Thanksgiving will be a blast. Can't fuckin wait for the next round of "have you found a nice young man yet?" Followed by a lovely helping of "don't worry, there's someone out there for you."
He's tying my arms above my head and all I can think is that I should've shaved my armpits
I have a 30 minute video visit blind date tonight with a guy in prison. And it's costing me $9. ROCK... BOTTOM...
And then before we had sex he was quoting space jam to me
He started talking about getting a puppy together. So of course I went down on him later
yeah, i thought because of the nature of his job he would have been better at it, but i guess there's a difference between a bagpipe and vagina
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