Ran into him today. He apologized via facebook. sometimes I hate our generation
what is with people arguing over soda or pop? to be honest i thought it was just called chaser
Maybe I should forgo underwear.
This is a family BBQ no?
Getting stoned at work has never been a good idea, but im always more than willing to give it another chance
I opened my door to find him standing there with vodka, McDonalds, a smile and a hard-on. Of course I let him in.
Seeing your one night stand on campus never gets less awkward. Why is Subway the only good place to eat?
I am sorry. I am also on acid.
Just took physics exam. I think this is one of those 'chuck it in the fuck-it bucket and become an art major' days
HE'S LIKE A GREEK GOD BUT HE'S FROM BOSTON. HE'S A BOSTON GOD
pray to him
I WANNA PRAY ON HIS DICK
There's a potato with a bite taken out of it in the kitchen
My six-margarita-deep ass just used a blow torch to light the match that lit my bong pack. Peak single 🤦🏼♀️
I woke up beside him and almost cried. Then I realized you were on the other side so I knew I hadn't made any bad decisions.
I swear to god, I'm like....the Jedi master of dick.
So today the police came to my dorm to look for weed, i didn't have any in the room, so i let them in. they apologized for any inconvenience and then left after finding nothing. then i realized i was wearing gauges with weed leaves on them lol
Omg. I checked my purse this morning and I'm pretty sure drunk me stole a frat guys tube of crest 3d white toothpaste. Like that's pretty fucked up but I think if I knew someone did that to me I'd probably still invite them over again cuz I'd be like, "this girl's creative, and has good hygiene."
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