Cool, see you soon... she just admitted to her friends that it was a queef.
I just went to a subway where the girl didn't know how to make a blt. I will not miss public school texans.
dude, she was giving me a lapdance and her thong had a skid mark. no I did not hit it.
hows the party?
ists fjcssing insceredle
be there in 10
My grandma put hard boiled eggs on her lasagna. I'm not high enough for this.
How do the freshmen here NOT understand the tricks we are playing on them by now? Doesn't bode well for grad numbers. Idiots.
Are we talking about who knows if I'll get naked pictures of you with a broadsword or who knows if I'll be surprised?
It's a fucking menopause festival down here at the strike zone
I just shotgunned a beer and my lipstic didnt BUDGE. MERICUHH
I feel like it is our duty to make homophobic people more afraid of us. They're never going to change, but maybe we can get to a "wrath of god" kind of worship-him-or-he'll-destroy-you-with-his-care-bear-stare type thing.
It's like if you wanna bond just do a ropes course or have group sex you don't have to be weird about it
I AM SMARTER THAN EVERY FUCKBOY WHO HAS EVER SWIPED LEFT ON ME
I just fuked with kevins application and made it say that he does conjugal visits for community service
hey some people donate their time while apparently kevin donates his body
After we had sex he went to the kitchen, came back with a bag of funyuns and ate them buck ass naked in his bedroom doorway. Had no idea how to react to that one.
How early is too early to start day drinking? Asking for a friend
About five minutes ago. You’re good now.
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