you want me
i'd rather choke on a dick.
Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
I never Thought the day id see a chick shove a 2liter up her vag. that happened last night
once my pubes got caught on her snaggletooth it was all downhill from there
I think in growing up..I've been having a hard time masterbating to fictional characters
I think I told some stripper my friend owned Groupon Last night
A guy just washed his hands in the toilet. No joke
I have had more skin than food in my mouth the last three days
I miss you more than I would miss junk food if I went on a diet. And you've seen me eat, you know how desperate I'd be.
I think that girl got really offended when I made out with baby Jesus.
I knew from the second he called his penis glorious that I was meant to sleep with him
Woke up in your shoes. Please tell me you woke up in mine
We christened the whole apartment and fucked on the balcony. It was amazing. I'm 100% sure downtown heard me climax. Now we can unpack.
I'm done, I have no more memes or ways to ask for nudes, so yeah
Very interesting. Let's just say I got home last night and threw up, found a joint in my bra, and woke up naked in my bed
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