he's got a countert top full of yard sale blenders so id say maragita wednesdays is a go.
"lets watch the sunrise" turned into "lets have sex on the roof at six thirty in the morning"
Did you not learn anything for "HERPES SCARE 2010".........
100% of annual heatstroke fatalities are preventable deaths! Don't let it happen to you! Also, you can catch crabs from almost anything! Be safe and have fun.
composition of my stomach right now: 60% C8H10N4O2 * H2O (coffee), 20% CaCO3 (pepto bismol/tums), 10% HCl (stomach acid), 5% fried rice, 5% residual adderall. i can do that by percent mass too. fuck you finals.
I'm being responsible and going as a gay, slutty Mormon missionary. It's responsible because I'll have a bike helmet on for when I fall over because I'm too shitfaced to stand upright. It's safer than Count Fagula. I just need to come up with a line equal or greater than "Blaaaa I want to suck your dick"
I am not going to ask my mother to pause a movie so I can have phone sex.
Ok so in the last 18 months I have now driven four different dudes into counseling. I'm like heroin with a vagina.
Your texting shows a blood alcohol level of .12
Well he walked in last night, yelled at me for not playing any music and started dancing.
He just stays over and makes naked pancakes in the morning
Why does 2015 have to start with so many regrets?
I feel like I don't show you my boobs enough. And you deserve to see them like all the time
He listens to me complain and in return I send him naked pictures. It's a win win situation
Going on a coke binge the night before your appointment with your therapist (to talk about your sex addiction) is prob not the best idea.
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