i think he might wanna be bffs again, but idk cause we're friends again but we haven't been bff since like a year. i don't know what to think...
wow. what a nail bitter. i need popcorn for this. brb
Come to wood. Julia is putting pants on. We must stop her.
Her vagina smelled like hockey gear.
I truly believe that the solid foundation of any healthy relationship is a drunken one night stand so I can just get all the nasty shit out on the table
I'm shutting down my vagina temporarily...it's like the last two weeks were a going out of business sale...and now it needs a break...
I have the money I owe you for auctioning off your black thongs. Best 30 bucks ever spent
Yeah I don't remember why I went to the hospital though but I just called and they have my wallet
And on the subject of embracing my inner whore, I had two different dicks in my mouth yesterday. Friend, it's official. I'm completely outta control.
Red flag bro. Her only friends are barflys and a teen with a fake ID
I rather not break my neck. It's hard to look sexy with a neck cast.
Wait..I'm drunk and butt naked making a pizza. Happy Wednesday.
I can't wait til me and pit bull can just be together
All I remember was you telling him there was something behind him so he would turn around and you could slide down his carpeted stairs on your belly without a shirt on. How's that carpet burn btw?
You were filing your nipples with a nail file to "make them sharper"
I would like you to know, a bag of cheese cubes just attacked me at work.
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