I am doing a scientific study and i need a brief description of the underpants you are wearing
I did that thing where I cum for no reason again.
no more everclear, i just stood next to the toilet and peed my pants. then went back to the party soaking wet.
Plus apparently whenever one of her friends loses their virginity they get a party with a funfetti cake which I found funny
In case you were wondering...putting everclear into a humidifier DOES get you really really drunk.
You fought the bouncer and lost, then challenged a hobo to a 40 chugging contest and lost. Sobriety is a good life choice.
The best part about passing out on the floor was the fact that when I pissed myself, I didn't piss the bed again.
You were wearing a cookie monster onesie and telling everyone you were actually the sausage monster..
On the bright side I still got laid
They made up a new version of "Smash or Pass" called "I would(n't) let you sit on my face" to yell at the freshman
Out of ten? A seven. You pulled your shorts down to your ankles, jumped into the pool and announced you were a merman.
I HAVENT HAD A NICE A NICE DICK SINCE FEBRUARY!! I WANNA KEEP THIS ONE!!!
it was like reliving my childhood drunk at a bar.
I will feel awake by 6 pm
Are we not meeting until 6?
No I'm just saying thats usually when my body knows it's time to party
You could cut the tension with my nipples.
You turned down sex for fried cheese??
My penis and doctor won't be happy with me, but come on. Fried cheese!
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