Fucking hipsters really piss me off man. They are just such punk as bitches, all of them. Oh, and fuck Ed Hardy too.
he was fingering me to the beat of a lady gaga song. new high? new low? i don know, but i came, so whatever.
the best part about tonight...knowing when i wake up in the morning his car will still be full of packing peanuts..and mine wont
those are such fre$h shoes
going to ignore the use of the word "fresh" in a sentence that isnt related to produce and/or other food stuffs and especially the part where you replaced an "s" with a dollar sign
your drunk mistake has arrived...he is the one wearing a poncho
He ended up walking out of his bedroom and told me to look at the nonexistent fire he was holding in his hand. Im upset I didn't take those shrooms.
So far we've hooked up on a pool table, on a public bathroom counter and now in a little league baseball dugout. We haven't even made to a house yet.
its official. the only way for my hair to look good is to blow somebody
He said bow chicka bow wow. I never thought being sexually degraded would be such a turn on.
I have a 16 minute video of you talking about your life. We are calling it your Anthology sponsored by Steel Reserve
Yeah man... I ordered donuts, drank wine, and cried to a movie with Seth Rogen in it. Do you really think I have my shit together?
im watching blue is the warmest color at the music box and this dude is literally masturbating 3 feet in front of me
I just want you to know when I bang him in the back of my car later I'll have pony by ginuwine on repeat
You leaned over to me in the elevator and whispered "how long do I have to pretend to be sober?"
NOT PREGNANT HIGH FIVE!
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