No, I'm not okay. Girls are wearing BUMPITS here.
To justify your stumbling you just kept yelling 'it's the boat, not the drinks' We hadn't even left the dock yet....
Exactly. So he deserves crazy "thanks for keeping me out of jail" sex. Or an "I'm glad your excessive cocaine habit had some positive outcomes" blowjob.
I hope there's a soldier with a Bedazzler just going to town right now.
I had to show the prof your text saying that I could pick up your midterm for you. I covered the part of the screen saying you weren't there because you were about to have morning choke sex.
Why is my vagina being sacrificed for yours? I'm sure he would take a piece of you too. Your turn.
I smell like hot dogs and captain morgan it's 11:20 am what is my life
He watches the nature channel every time I am here. It's like a manipulation technique because baby zebras will get me every time.
I'm like 'WOMAN, YOU'RE 62, RESHEATH THOSE COUGAR CLAWS.'
I'm just sitting here drunk and eating peas because my life sucks
Yes. I masterbate to Harry Potter. It's what our generation does.
One singular head for man, one giant climax for mankind
When you trip so hard that you can see your friends thoughts through their pupils.
I took a picture of you last night while you were drunk, trying to smoke a bowl through your nose. It's now your contact id.
It is NEVER not funny to me when I am sitting at a table and I've touched the dicks of every single person I'm sitting with.
Randomize
