on a scale of one to ten, how awkward would it i told him i had to go change my tampon and then left?
11
My hot female boss's cubical is right next to mine with a wall between us. Do you think it is too forward to make a glory hole in the wall?
you said grace in the diner. 5am, drunk, grace. you thanked the man w the mushroom cut for the wonderful supply of screwdrivers
I hurt. I blacked out in a onesie. Reevaluation needs to happen.
she tends to only attract lesbians and homeless men
Was last night real? Did I lick your forehead while you laid in between my legs while we laid next to your boyfriend?
I think you were giving a sex seminar on your kitchen table last night.
I felt like in order for him to make it to mordor and destroy the ring, he'd have to make sweet sweet love to me in some form of hut or cave.
I just realized that the first thing he ever bought me was Plan B.
Panda onesie. Pizza. Netflix. Wrapped up like a burrito. Screw you guys and your cute relationships THIS IS WHAT INFINITE HAPPINESS TASTES LIKE
If you hear a loud thud and smell ozone, I may have been electrocuted.
I just had to explain my bite marks to my allergy doctor when she gave me my shots...You're the best <3
OH MY GOD YOU GUYS I JUST FOUND OUT I HAD PHONE SEX THE OTHER NIGHT
Granted every 20 shifts of working there you seem to be on par to receive some sort of racy satisfying sexual encounter which money can’t buy
It’s just hard to believe you really care about me when u haven’t touched my dick in 2 months
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