i was more sad about losing him as neighbor on fishville than as a boyfriend
I don't really want to write this paper. It's the last one of the semester - I need to savor the feeling of procrastination.
yup. cregs moms pubic hair is still glued to the celing
Just found pics of us from Mardi Gras last year. Your boob job really is better than mine.
Where are you and who are these girls passed out on the floor?
and why are they spooning a flamingo?
they traded weed for a spot on our floor. be nice.
I think this girl gave me a handjob thinking that I would help her with her cell phone bill
omg. that's awesome
. Drop what your doing. Were going to Knoxville for midget wrestling. It's the championship.we can NOT miss this.
Can vaginas get frostbite?
I found our waiter on grindr, gave him my number, and got him to send a dick pic. Still not getting laid but close enough?
If one of us has to be polite I guess I won't sneak out while he's in the shower
The walk home lasted longer than the sex. He lives in the flat above the bar.
Today I found out that my boss keeps a breathalyzer on his desk for just these sort of shenanigans
You think I'll get the "I used to stick it to your daughter" discount?
I came home in someone else's underwear this morning
Atleast you got a souvenir
Seriously though, I walked in and he was holding my cat in the air singing "the circle of life"...
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