Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
the best things in life are free. have that freshly fucked look and doing the walk of shame by HIS girlfriend.....priceless
My professor just suggested making the state of the union more interesting by turning it into a drinking game. Brilliant!!
who the fuck is that kid sitting with you...
I don't have any fucking idea. I woke up and he was there. I'm kinda creeped out.
So I purposely left a bunch of metal in my pockets so that the smokin hot TSA officer would give me a pat down. Airport security just got fun
Somewhere during foreplay he said something about me only being with two other guys... I just went with it cause we have never had that conversation...
Champagne is a vitamin, right?
Don't let her tell you any different. She licked the balls of my hamster for that $100. It was a group bet. She won.
If the blood belongs to whoever dumped glitter all over my couch than the motherfucker got what was coming to them. If not, I hope they're ok.
and now i get to think about how i fulfill a gay man's harry potter fantasy. thanks for that
This is like the best thing that's ever happened to us. We're getting paid to sit around get high and eat. There is a Jesus
It's a little sad/awesome that I scored coke within 60 seconds of walking in the bar.
The student becomes the teacher.
I think there is a legit party going on the place we thought was AA
I'm pathetic. I'm eating cream puffs in the bath and crying a little.
Lets get drunk. But not too drunk that I can't work in the morning. But maybe drunk enough so we'll make out
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