the night i cant remember will be the night i always remember thanks to my "i
Nothing says "I love you" like a full raw dog.
So I just googled the ten commandments... Were fucked.
He;s fine. He just kept saying "hurricane Gordon is coming to shore" and flexed his muscles a lot.
His roomates just started party boying me. He stood there with the look of horror on his face.
I don't remember how we paid for the cab. I do however remember giving him my heels 2 help with the bill.
The girl I hooked up with in exchange for Ramen freshmen year is living with the girl I currently wish to bang.
Try oodles of noodles this time.
She introduced me as that girl Nathan was fingering
Um, would you be up for dick jousting? Stefanie is willing to pay 40 bucks.
Steve watched craig and I have sex from the top level of his cat tower this morning.
I just fell in love with a beard, the guy it's attached to isn't great but I think I'm going to take one for the team
You know you've been having sex for 9 months when you do Rock Paper Scissors for who has to go on top
Far be it from me to tell you where you store your dildos but from an interior decorating standpoint not fucking there
I knew I was in for a long night after I filled the empty pinata carcass with beer, bit off the top of one of it's legs and used it as a beer bong.
You know when you're a kid and you play at the pool until you passed out? It was like that except instead of playing it was sex.
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