So he said if we had sex he'd take me to Build A Bear. My virginity is so worth a trip to build a bear.
You're 20.
IT'S BUILD A BEAR!
On my way home from Vegas. Just realized my pants are inside out
What do you mean when you say no pre-party sex?
how the hell did u puke all over the magazines... do u still want me to keep them
My mom called me and we started arguing as usual. I finally screamed at her "I HEAR YOU AND THAT 30 YEAR OLD FUCKING!" and hung up. She hasn't called back yet. I win.
Come down. You're the next contestant on this bowl.
she looked at me completely serious and said "orgasms are 15% Stronger during a hurricane" and started to take all her clothes off
after i talked him through a bulleted list of why we couldn't have sex he just said "but it would be fun...."
Dude I wanna go on a booze cruise
Dude our life is a booze cruise
But without boats...
I don't think I will ever be as happy about anything as this man next to me on the bus eating Taco Bell.
Just got stuck in an elevator on campus with a ton of British guys. My pants almost pulled themselves down.
He's a real gentleman. At least he tried to flush my closet's handle after he pissed in it.
He was licking my ear while recommending that I shop at IKEA. I think he's my perfect guy.
Woke up with a throbbing vagina and a lesbian in my bed. Then for the hell of it we had morning sex. Definitley bisexual now
He made me promise not to describe his penis in detail to you....oops.
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