I either date the nice guys or the assholes. There isn't any in between.
You need to find a taint.
he just told me about his fetish for rubbing grape jelly on his penis.
Is it possible for Craig Seger to wear a normal suit and not look like an asshole on national tv?
if i dont get laid while im dressed as Tim Tebow, i'm just staying true to the costume.
the guy was wearing a viagra shirt, i knew what i got myself into.
Will you please bring me a line of coke at work without asking questions?
it's 2:30 on a sunday and I just won a wine chugging contest. I'm never graduating.
Tonights dinner consisted of washing down my plan b pill with a bottle of wine and toast. College is turning my life around
He just walked up to me in the kitchen, pulled out his penis and stuck it in my sweatpants pocket.
It was probably cold. Sweatpants pockets are notoriously warm.
He is like the "hometown sweetheart", but a huge freak. Like "I'll come change your flat tire"....but then fuck you like an animal in the back seat.
Two run-ins with cops/park rangers tonight and now I'm just wandering around high and shirtless
Sacramento doesn't deserve you
I had one beer! ONE BEER! They took shots in mourning of my tolerance last night. My ability to drink is a joke.
Can you masturbate to someone liking your instagram picture?
She came into the salon and said, "Don't judge me. Yes that's cum in my hair and I want a shampoo, cut and style."
he drove over two hours to fuck me and came in 3 minutes. he got mad when I asked him if it was worth it...
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