Lets get really high and only speak Spanish to each other again tonight
It's just like the Real World with babies
dude ... she has a full length mirror in her shower, don't even tell me shes not dtf
You had already cockblocked me. The cops were just an assist.
my mom found me this morning spread out like jesus sleeping on the living room floor. i had a piece of bread over my eyes to block the light out
We got kicked out after you decided to chase your shot using the soda gun behind the bar.
Whoevers house this is has only beer and cream cheese in the fridge. Thats the diet im gonna go on
She dresses cool and she's mean. And she has fake boobs I feel like I can relate to her on so many levels.
No, your dick is problems. Anyone you fuck haunts us for the rest of the semester. If you need to get laid, I'll personally drive you out of state.
If I have to strap one on and give it to you good, you will not die revirginated. That's friendship.
Would you like season tickets to my vagina?
Does this mean I have to put a bra on now
He radiates elegant sexual dominance. I bet even his balls have pinstripes.
Probably shouldn't be looking at memes at my grandmother's funeral
Of course his biggest mistake was assuming that I ever gave a fuck to begin with.
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