Forget about socially acceptable. Make me happy instead
he put his p in my v, then his p in my a, and then tried to put the p in my m? first, double dipping is rude. second, i'm glad he finished shortly after that, i'm afraid of where he'd try to stick it next. my ear?
bad idea #53- masterbating while on period.
this girl ate taco bell on my bed naked last night, it was the sexiest thing ive ever seen
There is only so much cookie dough and masturbating I can handle in one night.
She was wearing a "Got Beer" hat and your bed had necco wafers all over it the next morning. Another story for the grandkids.
Is it weird if I ask my drug dealer to prom? Be honest.
I woke up this morning peeing out bubbles . I smell like baby wash . What the hell happened .
he's the only person i know who can drink himself into and out of alcohol poisoning.
i will trade you pizza and a blowjob for a fifth of vodka.
do i get to eat the pizza while you give me the blowjob?
i understand you have values and thats awesome, all i want to help you do is forget about them breifly
ill give you food and tequilla and penis and joy
Use "feeling words"
Yay
I think people are normalizing furries
Thanks for supporting me through Robs retirement. I'm still in shock, but your dick helped.
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