found a dugout with weed in it in dad's car. decided to top up the weed compartment with salvia. for fun.
Say something about gay babies.
At this point it has been so long i wouldnt know what a dick was if it slapped me in the face.
I'm not saying he has herpes, I'm just saying he slept with my friend that has herpes.
Can we please not be like these pathetic people in their thirties who only get drunk when they go see Sherrill Crow?
had a guy just try to take his underwear off in the middle of the bar w o taking his pants off. That kind of Sunday afternoon
you know u lost to a carboard cut out of sammy sosa in beer pong last night.
I found out you can't leave the bar with a drink. I also found out that pouring it on the bouncers shoes is also unacceptable.
I jumped on his cock in 2 seconds flat. Thanks mom for sending me to gymnastics when I was a kid.
Either call me back or tell me you're in jail. For fucks sake. If this is a cop, just help out. national league.
allie, at least he made an effort and braided his goatee.
I am seriously thinking about wearing a blanket as a cape. So when I pass out tonight the blanket might keep me warm.
Everyone should just give me a copy of their keys. I take your dog out and I bring beer.
Dude we were sitting at my place stoned as fuk then someone knocks on the door and it was my neighbor giving me a huge box of cookie dough. Magic of weed.
I shit myself and fell down the stairs and I’m still finding shit In those pants.
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