where am i from again
i like that you affectionately refer to him as "creepy" ever time you talk about him
aaaannd alcoholism beats pride. it's like grown-up rock, paper, scissors
win or lose for butler, i'm still masturbating to brad stevens tonight
OK! No more randoms over for the next month this is the third fucking time I caught a naked dude drinking my OJ in the middle of the night.
And then we made hashbrowns with vodka and queso.
Can we do a version of last night where I actually remember shit?
No I got myself stoned. With her bowl. She was just a casualty of the War on Sobriety.
who's job is it to make sure we don't run out of tp since the incident of 09'... Thats right you go get some
well he got me up crazy early but i got pizza for breakfast and an electric blanket to sleep with sooo he passed the one night stand test.
I just noped my wife on Tinder. Turns out I was the second one to find out that we both have it.
I'll tell you that it involved a pair of pliers and a trip to the ER.
I demand a full explanation right now.
He's got a british accent, a tounge ring, and he's wearing an eye patch... Of corse I'm fucking him
I guess I called her at 2am, demanding that she bring us food. She told us to order pizza, and I yelled "DON'T MENTION PIZZA!" I recall nothing.
She then told me, and I quote "I want to send you nudes just to see how you'd react."
Randomize
