come over anyways, right now, right this second
it can be a super quick quicky, then you can go back to studying
wow, that sounds SO fun, please stop enticing me with premature ejaculation
I always see him when I'm wearing my ripped pants. I think its because of the hole in the crotch. My vag sends out supersonic "I'm horny" waves to him. Otherwise the calls are muffled.
The party theme was heirs and heiress's. Most guys came in polo shirts but he came as the "arch duke of vagina".
I created a new solo drinking game. You need a handle, a laptop, and a shitty internet connection. Start watching the fort video in the que, play the snake while the videos constantly load, and take a drink everytime you fuck up. There was a video of a an asain female Justin beiber impersonator full screen when I woke up.
He handled me like a finger puppet on crack... Time to ice the vagina, I'd like to sit down sometime today.
See what happens chris. I told u not to invite her over. Now shes on her way to jail and were stuck with two pomeranians.
I'm so glad you support me having casual sex with your uncle
He sent me a picture of Reese's peanut butter cups next to his dick. Of course I went over.
How fast can you get here?\nI need to ride your cock into the sunset.
I swear if you laugh while im moaning i will immediately stop and go home.
i accidentally gave my stepdad ketamine so id say it was a fun weekend.
she's pretty fucking smug for someone who has had unprotected sex with a convicted felon
let me wake up, find my pants, and find out where i am tommorow and ill get back to you on that
Don't get into any trouble on your trip
The only foreseeable trouble would be pregnancy, but I gotta be sterile otherwise I'm beating some pretty fucking incredible odds
I accidentally made jungle juice last night.
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