I DON'T KNOW WHERE WE ARE WE ARE TOO FUCKING ELEVATED.
Me either! Fuck yeah, 12th and something. 12th and hamburger stand.
We've only been driving for two hours and I'm already down 3 vicodin...I'm not going to survive this family vacation.
I don't drink during the week.... well, except for Bailey's Tuesdays, which I have to start implementing further.
you were sitting on your bed looking out the window, rocking back and forth naked, saying how peaceful it looked outside
I woke up alone at my apt. On the floor with the door wide open, but still. Success.
Today needs to die. The mail delivery guy watched me throw up in my yard while taking my chihuahua out in Christmas pajamas at noon. Low point in my life.
Okay. We're coming naked. We need Saran wrap and plastic forks.
I paused the movie when the delivery guys arrived, and while they were assembling the bed, one of the guys pointed to the tv and said "why so serious?" And it made the whole experience happy.
I am on my way right now and I SWEAR TO GOD IF YOU EAT MY BURRITO YOU WILL NEVER SEE MY TITS AGAIN
My apartment is so clean right now, I should invite someone over for sex just so someone can see how clean it is.
I was just dry heaving outside of the Chem building when a guided tour walked by. Welcome to the Maritimes kids...
Omg there's puke under my pillow. Clearly I puked and tried to hide it. From myself. \n
Its that time in the evening when I've had a few cocktails and wish you'd make a video about the packers and Jack Daniels.
Just did the "lost my phone, need #'s" post and I got a text saying "go ahead and save me as Ashley-DD because I know you will anyway. I think I love her.
He broke through his window then signed his name on the biggest peice of glass from it. I think they framed it and named it 'best party ever'
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