it was a shit show
We all have our days. But yours might be on the internet.
Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
so let's talk penis.
there was so much ham clogging the tub drain.. he said it was ok he has a cleaning lady
She says she'll teach me how to make her squirt tonight so yea, I'm bailing again. I'm not sayin sorry since you don't have a better offer.
Like I couldn't describe it to you but if they did a lineup of penises i'd be able to pick it out.
The girl that works the front desk at my gym invited me and my friend to come see her Tuesday during her shift at hooters because its her birthday. I still have a boner
Since he's sober and out of jail, he acts like we are the worst people on Earth. Fuck him, the only acceptable time in life to do coke is the early twenties. He won't take that from us.
Hide in the closet. if you hear me yell patato salad come out swinging.
Just ignore his excessive use of exclamation points and be happy this one is of age.
You fucker.
I'm watching sex and the city with my wine and Wendy's. I'm not sure if this is single woman empowerment or not.
I'm turning twenty & the only honorable way to exit my teens is by slapping the fuck outta the bag. You better be in.
Congratulations on your downgrade, shes one hell of a 5
This is random but I just wanted to thank you for all the things you taught me sexually in life.
Consume your own penis you ugly freak.
Randomize
