i don't know how to normally transition into sexual activities without being drunk...
Have you been tested recently?
Well I got my shots when I was a baby so I think I'm immune
Gees I domt know what your deal was. You kept looking at Nick and shaking your head frantically and doing a weird motion with your hands
Tgat was the small dick alert
... why is there a bottle of pee on my headboard?
Also when i was high i would close my eyes and see a puppy on a grill having pancake batter poured on it.... And for whatever reason it was fucking hilarious.
I drank half a bottle of wine while watching the Olympics opening ceremonies. I catcalled at handsome athletes. Stop me.
This late night dumpster diving sesh is making my quads cramp up
I woke up with jello shots in pant pockets so I must've had fun
He yelled "Go Ducks" while he came
Your the only person I know that needed stiches after a Monday morning conference call. How are you in your 20s? How
It is such a beautiful day to not be arrested
You're only young once, and once you get old, you either regret all the sex you had, or you regret not having enough.
I'm trying to fuck him and feed him. I don't understand why it isn't working.
Don't come back. They don't have pants.
Oh god.
God has nothing to do with this.
She yelled Carpe Diem when she orgasmed. Is it too early to marry her?
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