dude, seriously he just sucked the milk out of the dogs breast and swallowed it... for $20, wtf....?
He wanted a handjob during a John Wayne movie. I just couldn't find it in my heart to disrespect that man. John Wayne that is.
Let me make this really simple. We woke up this morning and fucked three times. When I got up and took a shower she cleaned up the mess from last night and did the dishes. Then we went out and she bought me brunch. I don't give a FUCK how much you don't like her.
People said that when they tried to talk to me I answered that there was a glass around my head stopping me from answering them
high as fuck. watching parent trap with my mom. keep missing my mouth.
allie, at least he made an effort and braided his goatee.
during charades she pointed to herself and you guessed 'girl who wants to fuck me'
After this weekend, it looks come this holiday season I'll be walking in a winter abortionland.
it was good sex until i became a rubber doll and he became a jack hammer, so i guess overall it was good
It's like a new game! Find out if he's circumcised without actually seeing it
So i am officially handcuffed to the pole on the party bus while taking jello shots.....this shall be an interesting night
What is it with the dog running away when we have epic hangovers
I just want to have sex that doesn't end like a B-rated horror movie.
we are not taking body shots with the irish cream
I'm just trying to win a butt plug dude
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