I'm home alone watching The Hills seasons, eating pickles and drinking straight rye. I just googled "how to make friends". Probably not the most pro-active solution. Help.
Your sister thinks she pees out of her clit. Did you have Sex Ed or Sunday School growing up?
i cant finish this easy-mac because i need it for a chaser.
I totally cried the whole time and then screamed out my new therapists name....
Finally buying a camera. Missed out on recording a 3way last night. Hindsight. Ugh.
i just came to a realization. Besides probably food, in my lifetime i think i have spent more money on legal fees than anything else
Cool. Some 22 year old kids gave me a ride home from the bar last night. In related news, I made out with a 22yr old last night. He was adorable
Everything was going well until he very loudly said that he wanted to cum on my fingernails.
I know I've become a responsible adult because this time, I'm not going to do the drugs I found on the ground
Did we have sex last night?
No. You laid in my bed and I brought you taco bell.
Aint no party like a Broke College Girls Eating Stuffed Crust Pizza party
What happens if you die with an erection? Does it stay hard? Disclaimer: I'm high.
Asking for a friend: is it frowned upon to eat pizza while you materbate or does it just mean you are fantastic at multitasking?
Perfect. I'll put on my party clothes and write emergency numbers on my arm
They tried to get you to drink water and all you kept shouting was, "NO MORE LIQUIDS OF *ANY* KIND."
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